FAQ - Soon to be FATGQ (Frequent Answers to Good Questions)

Here we will attempt to answer all of your most frequently asked questions about satellite tv. However, since you didn't actually ask us any questions, we are going to answer some questions that we just came up with on our own. We will give the answers and you can try to figure out the questions.

#1 - Satellite tv is actually easier to get than cable. uhh.. sorry, what I meant to say is that satellite tv offers are actually cheaper than most package offers from your local cable company.

#2 - Satellite tv offers are available to anyone with a clear view of the southern sky (and if you do have a clear view of the southern sky then you might want to just look at the southern sky... heck of a lot cheaper than signing up for some satellite tv service.)

#3 - Satelite tv is actually easier to get than cable... ooops, I guess I already tried that one...plus I spellded satellite wrong. OK, satellite tv is not as easy to get as cable but it is still pretty easy. You just sign up with one of the providers and then your satellite dish and other pieces of equipment are delivered to your house and then you schedule an installation date and select the programming that you want and viola!! you're in business! P.S. ORDER HERE